“Cheesy Hammy Eggy” T-Shirt Royal Navy Scran Humour Tee

If you know… you’ve definitely queued for it.

The “Cheesy Hammy Eggy” t-shirt is a tribute to one of the most iconic Royal Navy scran staples. Simple, legendary, and somehow always hits the spot whether it’s first thing in the morning or after a heavy run ashore.

Featuring a bold, playful design with that unmistakable melty masterpiece, this tee is all about shared memories from the galley and the kind of food that becomes part of Navy culture.

Not gourmet… but absolutely essential.

Perfect for Royal Navy personnel, veterans, and anyone who’s lived off proper matelot scran.

This t-shirt makes for a great staple! It has a classic fit (not form-fitting) with a thick cotton fabric.

• 100% cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 6 oz (203 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping