I MARRIED MY REGIMENTAL MASCOT

I MARRIED MY MASCOT

Ex army Lance Corporal, mascot orderly marries his retired regimental mascot.  

I then asked Bob, ‘When did you know when Dolly was the one?’ Bob replied ‘I’d been out the Army for two years, then I heard our regimental mascot Dolly was also being retired and put out to pasture.

So, I found out where she was located and rescued her, it’s cost me £50 mind.

We  got on well and it wasn’t long before I noticed she began flirting with me, so it was a no brainier, it was meant to be.

’Where did you tie the knot? ‘America, there are many church groups who married humans and their pets out there, dogs, cats, frogs, you name it. In fact, the day before I married Dolly, a British woman reportedly married a dolphin.’

‘A dolphin?’ I said, it was at that moment Bob started to get emotional, ‘she did are you calling  me a liar? ’No, I just find that hard to believe Bob!’ It was at that stage he accused me of flirting with Dolly and asked me to leave.

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